Friday, September 26, 2014

Delhi Zoo - White Tiger Attack: An assessment of options

An absolute nightmare just played out a few days ago, a man in his late teens fell or jumped or was pushed into a White Tiger enclosure which was occupied by a full grown male White Tiger who did the obvious. Why or how would a man end up in the enclosure is beyond me, and I am sure competent officers of the Delhi Police Force will get to its bottom.

The one and only piece of this deeply disturbing incidence is what happened next. There will be critical analysis done by experts, but I would rather apply common sense, known animal behaviours and psychology. So here is my analysis of this incidence.

Facts: The White Tiger (WT)
1. Born in a Zoo, the WT was bought up on cut meat, and is not aware of where the meat comes from.
2. The WT is a fully grown Male.
3. The WT has handlers or feeders who wear half sleeve shirts and are dark skinned. They have a peculiar odour and also a behavioural relationship with the WT.
4. The WT had spent an unnatural amount of time with his Mother who was spared of hunting duty and had helped him master the art of being a predator to some degree through play.
5. He fears none, and is still a curious cat.

Facts: The Victim (Maqsood)
1. Physically fit and young human being on the cusp of adulthood.
2. Could use ALL five human senses.
3. From an impoverished background, and socially dispensible.
4. Was not educated to think, having shared the Indian Education System.
5. Mentally challenged to the extent of being the only person to land in a Tiger compound involuntarily.

What Happened - Tiger Perspective
A form the WT was familiar with has breached into his territory, which has never happened before. Fact#5 of WTcompels him to investigate. What he discovers is neither a threat nor interesting, so he staggers his action and awaits a stimulus. At this point the Man sits down bringing his face closer to the WT. Bad Move. The WT was by now assured of his own safety in the presence of this form, and still awaiting stimulus. The loud shouts of bystanders are immaterial to him, he hears them all the time, and his brain has learnt to block them effectively. Then suddenly he hears a familiar voice pattern, which is coming from a guard calling his name, "Vijay". With a flash he looks towards the source of this voice pattern, but he sees no meat waiting or nothing that would continue to hold his attention, neither a threat nor a reward. At this point, the WT looks up at the other source of sound thats being made around him. Now THIS look is whta yours truly has experienced from a distance of two feet. No kidding, a cold stare from an fully grown adult male WT, and I could tell, there is a complex SWOT analysis being crunched behind that eye of the tiger. Ofcourse, I was in a well protected bus, but it wasnt the most comfortable sights in my life. Anyway, back to our WT, he has noticed the source of sounds and the fact that now he hears / feels some sticks and stones falling near him. That meanst two stimuli presented themselves simultaneously, a) continuance of curiosity cannot happen at the current location and b) threat of injury. At this point, the WT decided to take action and as a boxer got his paws to test his opponent, whenthe opponent did not present any threat, the WT set about with his reponse to the above stimuli. Fact#4 & Fact#2 meant he knew how to deal with the situation and although it took him an extra attempt, he executed a neck hold and dragged his victim to an area where he could continue his experience of exploring the form. The form was leaking blood, and was lifeless, which given the Fact#1 meant boring. So as with any other act of any living being, the WT continued with his act of attempting to achieve some interest out of this form, but his efforts were not successful.

Based on the above it can be safely concluded that:
1. The victim had ruptured his jugulars, and that would mean brain death in seconds.
2. There would have been no bite mark apart from the neck region, as I doubt the tiger had attempted to open his victim owing to Fact#1.
3. Victim had severe internal bleeding as the heart likely beat much beyond his brain death.

What Happened - Victim Perspective
After the fall, Maqsood was bruised, hurt or even likely fractured. The pain left him numb to the extent of being unable to relate to his situation as pre-death. At this point, he had adopted a hopeful stance that there was likelihood of him being saved. He was standing and must have started discussing his situation with his fellow visitors, when he was suddenly warned about the approachin WT. This changed everything. The WT is a sight that must have made him want to relieve, and instinctively he sat down. His Peripheral NS was giving a natural response to grave and sudden threat. He was mentally unstable, but he was still a product of 20 million years of natural selection, and had a 100% chance of survival. But, that was subservient to his next actions, rather his lack of actions tha rapidly brought down his survival chance to zero very very rapidly.
1. Speech: With a 20-20k Hz sound range his vocal chords were capable of creating a series of sounds that would have irritated even saved him from a WT. He did not seem to want to use this tool at all.
2. Opposable thumb: The reason why Man became the zoo maker and WT landed in it was completely forgotten at this point. The man had various objects around him, on him but he chose to not use them at all. Instead, he began pleading and begging...a futile attempt to beileve that "the WT was a grave threat but humanized"
3. Adrenaline: A hormone that is released in bloodstream to assist in sudden and forceful utilization of muscle power. This was never given a chance due to the submissive approach taken by the victim.

Now, Maqsood was fully relying on fate having consistently breathed for all his life, he had no reason to believe it would stop, suddenly. This lack of escalation led him to his fallacy of belief that he will live. He must have felt the sharp teeth penetrate his skin, and crack his vertebrae, but at that point his brain took over and led him to a split second sense of calmness and security, and that was the brains last action. There onwards, the body was more or less running on the AutonomousNS, which leave the organs in the same state of activity for a little while more longer. Death had occurred as soon as the brain was short circuted due to a massive injury to its blood supply and its structural integrity. Maqsood had passed the point of no return, and his body was about to be subjected to more brutality. Multiple fractures to his lower limbs were occurring from being thrashed over steps of the moat and organs dislocated due to rupturing of the supporting tissues. The heart stopped as soon as his lungs were ruptured and cut blood supply to his heart muscles.

Ideal Response: Maqsood
1. Keep standing, and initiate an attempt to make physical contact through charging or rapid movements of the hand. A cat or any animal will instinctively attempt defence, which means he/she is on the backfoot.
2. Make weird noises like hissing or that of a monkey with a view of showing aggresive posturing making the WT believe there is little to be gained by being curious and forcing a retreat to protect.
3. Remove the shirt, and if possible wrine soaked pant and furl it over his head. This gives the WT a target to focus his curiosity towards.
4. Curse the hell out of the WT with the choicest abuses, which puts into perspective the hatred toward his nemesis.
5. Maintain eye contact, even squirm and squint to make the WT think, this is an aggresive form and best left alone. Would the WT been provoked beyond panicking? No! The WT fears no one, and does not know how to react in situations of fear.

Ideal Response: Bystanders
1. There were atleast about 30-35, so there were about 60-70 missiles which each had on their feet. A steady barrage of shoes, slippers and sandals would have definately made the tiger leave the vicinity of the victim.
2. Clothes, especially jeans when tied into a knot, would have made for an awesome defence of Maqsood. Any footwear / clothes landing near Maqsood would have given him a weapon that his opposable thumb given an advantage over.
3. Praveen, the guard, had a baton. Was it very intelligent ask of him, to think about passing it to Maqsood? That Praveen had warned Maqsood about going close to the barriers probably influenced his decision not to do so. But I would hold the guard accountable for THIS lack of action. The very weapon Maqsood needed was not provided to him by the very person entrusted to do so.
4. Belongings. Do mobiles, cams, bags, baskets and other personal artifacts carry a higher value than a human life at risk? Fact#3 of Maqsood went against him. He was likely deemed dispensible by the crowd, else what else explains them valuing their belongings over a human life?
5. Just 4 men or women with the ability to think beyond the obvious was needed, as they couldve jumped behind Maqsood, and matched the 3 weapons that the WT possessed, its jaw, and two fore arms.

Final Word:
As a nation, we have given into the devaluation of human life, instead we should build a small monument rembering the breach of trust one of us suffered in face of grave danger, while also ensuring that his loss does not impact his family economically. Else, we bear the same sickness shown by the bystanders and will have blood on our hands, and that blood shall be the collective blood of our society.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Passport Application Experiences

I realized two things about Governments & me - one, I am not capable of understanding how Government works, the way that they do, and two, why common sense and logic have no place in any Government office.

So here are some learnings that I'd like to pass on to others:

1. RTI is simple & easy, its' a tool you should wield at the slightest doubt.

2. When the passport status stays as Passport application is under review at Regional Passport Office for 15 days or more, then the best course of action is to file an RTI, demanding explanation for this delay. Usually, you'll get a reply within 30 days with clear details on what went wrong.

3. Trust Murphy's Law to work 100% during Police Verification stage. Leave NOTHING to logic, common sense or make any assumptions.

4. By "Locality" (for references) in passport application the Government of India means the same building, at-least for Mumbai. For other cities, please draw a parallel to that, typically someone who can hear you if you shout - they are looking for trouble-makers, remember.

5. To counter the "No-bribe policy" enforced at passport office, they have collectively adopted a "Give-pain policy". To beat that, Talk! Folks are helpful, so talk to people until you find a good Samaritan who'll give you good advice.

I sincerely hope that no-one has to step into the Passport office for the kind of reason I went through, however if you do, please don't have any other plans for that day, as it'll leave you tired physically and "devastated" mentally at the sheer lack of reason that Government departments operate with.

Good Luck.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Rowdy Rathore: A Martians View?

Just had the misfortune of watching a disgusting, filthy, uncivilized and crass junk packaged into a celluloid format called Rowdy Rathore.

When did Hindi cinema hit such low points? Is this the price one has to pay for knowing Hindi? Rather, is this why we are making Hindi compulsory at schools?

What ails our society that leads us to create such movies is absolutely unfathomable, poking fun at poverty, visualizing crass fantasies, demonstrating the might of evil and above all, thoroughly badly behaved leads. If this movie is mainstream, I'm certain I'm a Martian.

Sunday, September 09, 2012

SOS: India in a firm grip of corruption

India is in grave danger of turning into a rogue state in the near future.The pseudo socialism, crony capitalism and feudal history at work in public and national governance has taken India deeper into mess, which is too late to be cleansed from within.

The firm grip of politicos with criminal background over law enforcement, policy, welfare programmes, public finances amongst many others is beginning to show its manifestation through rampant large scale corruptions in sports, mining, telecom airwaves and even defence. The politicos at the helm are indulging in the worst form of governance via mud-slinging, character assasinations, unjustified and overt usage of power, unreasonable and senseless arguments and very recently, employment of lawyers and professionals to bend media and public opinion.

The media is in a worse state, its left with no choice but to side with those in power, as the government does not bat an eyelid before indulging in vendetta outbursts.The dependence of media on an overtly opaque bureaucracy and a system that functions on priciples of favouritism is there for all to see. What foreign media calls complete intellectual bankruptcy, the national media seem to state is only a passing "bad" phase of governance in an otherwise healthy government.

Indian politics itself is run on petty, shallow matters like caste, subsidies and black money plays a pivotal role in the selection of representatives. In the initial years after independence, this phenomenon was sprinkled with a fresh whiff of nationalism and pride of public service. However, the sudsequent governments have taken out most of the good politicos and have established a system which does not give any chance for well-intended genuine candidates. Why? Lets' look at the key reasons -
1. Corrupt and criminals have no deterrent. On the contrary, they have a strong purpose to be in power, as the judiciary - which has been kept purposely inefficient - takes way too long to deliver justice.
2. Lawlessness - be it in cities, villages or  any small towns - is rampant, and naturally leads to the dominance of those in power. In simpler terms - Laws of the Jungle still apply wholly in India.
3. Appeasement of religious and caste minorities, both abstract, unscientific, and terribly shallow concepts.
4. Creation of toothless bodies to oversee elections, law, public account and corruption.
5. Zero efforts at nationalism.

We should not forget that India represents 1/6th of humanity, and the few people that are entrusted with the well-being and governance of them are no less than a pack wolves preying on anything that has meat on it. Indian population welfare is in the interest of humanity, and this government is clearly detrimental to the welfare of 1/6th of world population. It should not only be removed, but ensured that it never finds it way into power anytime during the 21st century.

Manaswi joins Dr. Pillai Global Academy, Gorai

Mia started her school today - 13 June 2012 - a day me and Sony were both feared and longed for. The first step for our little daughter - away from us, towards the society that she will be part of. Happy tears, and heart filled with pride and hope that she takes a very different path in this journey than what was available for her parents, finds people that help her shape her personality positively, and above all makes her life complete in all respects. 

This has got  to be the most difficult time for us - parents - but at the same time I want her to know that I wish her the very best that life has to offer, and will always be there for her, no matter what life has in store for her. 
Go fly little bird, your wings will take you places.





Saturday, March 31, 2012

Would Tablet replace Laptops?

Unlikely.

The two devices will serve two clearly delineable area - casual everyday computing and serious business.I would never imagine doing any sort of serious code / design on the tablet nor would I probably be doing emails and photo-browsing on the laptop.

This is clearly an evolutionary step, I was missing seriously, but love the idea of being connected on the go hereafter!

Friday, March 30, 2012

My first blog post from a tablet

Today I managed to find the time to purchase a Samsung Galaxy Tab, v.750. Still evaluating though, but typing this blog entry is quite painful. But I will post a more detailed review of the tab.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Ton-Tonna-Ton: Sachin Tendulkar > Cricket > BCCI

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar. He is the last of its' kind, and there never shall be another one. Why? He represents that golden era of Mumbai's when the balance between open spaces and its' population was still undisturbed, when its' populace knew what Hard Work meant, where the ambitions were soaring, and the future was as bright as summerday sunshine.

Sachin Tendulkar was a product of a generation untouched by instant fame, instant money, and cricketers still believed in ensuring long careers. The "young" lot today from small towns and fringe villages are hardly inspiring to watch nor is their brand of cricket commercial. When the Dhoni's & Raina's become the face of Indian Cricket, start expecting chaddi-banian, gutka manufacturers to become primary sponsors of cricket matches, as that's the kind of crowd they are gonna pull. Dhoni, with his despicable batting style, and "smarter-than-god" demeanour looks set to sell a lot of MDH masale and Amul underwears.

The day Sachin retires, is when Cricket retires from our television, unless theres' a master class batsman that rises in India. Arjun Tendulkar is promising, but he's hardly middle-class, the dude is not gonna care rats' ass if he gets' selected or not.

I am particularly worried about the whole concept of Sports in India, where winner get celebrated, regardless of their performance. I remember a Davis Cup match in Kolkata, where the Indian crowd was so partisan that one Mr. Goran Ivanisovic was disgusted, and gave up fighting for victory out of the discouragement on offer.

Indian Cricket - be forewarned - the sport is neither amazing nor entertaining without the likes of Sachin or Sehwag. Start searching for the next Sachin, or be prepared to sell Amul underwears.

Lastly, my sincere thanks to Sachin Tendulkar, thank you very much, you gave us hope, happiness and the spirit that made us what we are. Confident, well-studied, aggresive and above all - successful.